Keep reading. I’m about to slap some sense into your positioning.
The Ugly Truth About Why You’re Stuck Chasing $300 Gigs Instead of Getting Flown Out to Ghostwrite for People Who Actually Matter
Let me put it gently...
You're not broke because you suck at writing.
You're broke because you look like everyone else who sucks at writing.
There. I said it.
Now that we’ve cleared the air…
There’s this little thing called positioning... and you’re currently positioned like an unpaid intern with a Canva-made resume.
Hi, I’m GhostStacker. I write emails that punch writers in the face… lovingly.
This isn't another “5 ways to get clients on LinkedIn” newsletter.
This is a sharp, weekly mind-jolt that helps real writers stop acting like “content freelancers” and start moving like high-paid ghost assassins.
You know, the kind of writer that gets paid $5K+ to write other people’s brilliance while quietly building an empire?
That.
It wasn't always this way.
I used to accept garbage pay from “fast-growing startups” that couldn’t afford a logo.
I used to wait two weeks for feedback on 6,000 words.
I used to panic when a client ghosted me mid-project…
...Until I stopped writing like a freelancer and started thinking like a ghost with swagger.
So what changed?
Easy. I killed the polite writer inside me.
Then I built Savage Swagger — the weekly mind-hack newsletter that makes good writers sound undeniably premium.
Inside each issue, you’ll get stuff like this...
– Positioning Punchlines that slap your LinkedIn bio out of mediocrity
– Client Psychology Hacks that make them chase you
– Premium Language Swaps so you sound like a $5K ghost, not a $5 Fiverr reject
– “Steal This” Templates that work better than caffeine and blind hope
– The Savage Stack: Frameworks real ghostwriters use to close big clients (while never leaving bed)
Oh, and it's free.
Which is kind of hilarious, considering people pay consultants thousands for this exact shift.
But here’s the catch...
You could keep doing what you’re doing.
Post another “open for work” tweet.
Apply for one more job where they ask for “samples and availability and 3 references and your blood type.”
Or...
You could subscribe to Savage Swagger, read 3 emails, and start sounding like someone worth paying.
Your call.
GhostStacker
P.S.
Let’s address the weird thoughts in your head...
aka... Frequently Asked Questions...
Q1: I’m not technically a ghostwriter yet…
Perfect. We’ll help you fake it ‘til you charge it.
Q2: Will this work for me if I suck at marketing?
Yes. You don’t need a funnel. You need swagger.
Q3: How fast will I see results?
Depends. How fast can you stop writing like a desperate intern?
Q4: Do I need clients already?
Nope. You just need the guts to act like a premium ghost before the money shows up.
Q5: What will this actually do for me?
It’ll help you stop sounding like a “freelancer for hire” and start landing premium ghostwriting gigs that don’t suck your soul out through your Google Docs.
Only Until Your Next Trash Offer Hits Your Inbox
The $300 gigs aren’t going anywhere. They’re breeding like rabbits.
But the good clients? They’re watching how you talk.
Just try it and see for yourself.
Oh, and Bonus?
You’ll accidentally start sounding cooler on social media too.
Not a bad side effect.
I respect your privacy. Unsubscribe at any time.